Shower

As I was in the shower today I reached down for the  bar soap.  It was not in its place and in fact was nowhere to be found.  I called for my wife and she told me it was in the shower with me.  I knew it wasn't there, it was gone.  So, she came in and was searching the bathroom for it.  She said my youngest daughter was in the bathroom earlier.  Where could the bar of soap be?  The possibilities started running through our heads.  And then, I realized something that happened yesterday.  I found soap in our air vent accompanied with some other items.  Guess where the missing soap was (with a few more things)?  Yep the vent.  Then, later my wife caught her coming out of the bathroom smacking her lips.  My daughter had the new bar of soap in her hands with teeth marks indented in the soap.